Round, brown and juicy – why even Christians should agree!

I have an admitted weakness for that which is round brown and juicy. I love a woman who has curves, is tinted darker then alabaster and tends to cream all over. Almost every single society and culture in fact except for the United States sees this as a benefit in being a woman. So today in my quest for something positive I will be introducing pictures and scriptures for all.

Yes I am an avowed atheist, but damn, have you ever read the Song of Songs? Chapter 7 folks, seriously, its where its at!

Your rounded thighs are like jewels,
    the work of a master hand.
 Your navel is a rounded bowl
    that never lacks mixed wine.
Your belly is a heap of wheat,
    encircled with lilies.
Your two breasts are like two fawns,
    twins of a gazelle.

Am I wrong? That is some hot ass SHIT!

Now lets check out the various non christian nods to the rounder woman form!

I am telling you, curves are a good thing- and millions, perhaps BILLIONS of men and women agree with me!

Free the horny and let yourself have fun!


About Jesse Mathewson

Jesse Mathewson is the author of the popular blog, and provides commentary to many varied places based on a background that includes education in criminal justice, history, religion and even insurgency tactics and tactical training. His current role in his community is as an organizer of sorts and a preacher of community solidarity and agorism. He also runs Liberty Practical Training, a self defense school specializing in the practical applications of defensive approaches versus the theoretical. As an agorist, voluntaryist and atheist his life is seen as crazy and wild by many, though once they get to know him most realize he is a bluntly honest individual who will give you the shirt off his back if he believes it is necessary to help you. Very simple, "That which is voluntary between all individuals involved is always right, if it is not voluntary, it is always wrong."
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One Response to Round, brown and juicy – why even Christians should agree!

  1. Eric Price says:

    I played “Baby Got Back” for my wife on our first date. And she still does…

    And yes, Song of Songs is great couples reading 🙂


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